Date men and women from Canada / Alberta / Banff, 45 year old

Date someone special from Banff, Canada. Hallo girls, ladies and any humans with female anatomy. I am 42y old Ex South African and still suffering the consequences. All the hot babes dont want guys over 35, so I guess Im done like toast. I am seriously tempted to cut a few years off my life, but that seems contraproductive when youre trying to get older. One is only as old as the people you feel anyway.....
I have a gorgeous boy of 2 , who will steal any womans heart, but still trying to find out if he is mine as the gyne is unsure whether I gave birth to him or not.
I work hard, but not nights any more, so now have some free time to spend time with someone . I love being active, and get exersize by jumping to conclusions. I live in the mountains , but work in Calgary.
I try my best to stay positive every day and am thankful for what I have. I am as naughty as the day I turned 3. My IQ goes up to 20 on hot days only.... ,so I am a bright guy compared to most cooked vegetables.
I have lived many lives and am sure I am already dead, because each day I wake up and a part of me is already stiff.
Dont be offended if I dont write back, as for communication, I am reliant on someone who is actually literate !!
I have seen first hand how short life is, so I eat when I can, drink coffee all day, and live as if there will be no tomorrow, including being stupid about it. Sound like you ? Lets have some more coffee....Got wings will travel .
I am not out for quickies, please God, send a real woman my way.....!!
OK, if that didnt put you off totally and have you speed off in the opposite direction, I am a good man, work hard and have lots and lots to give and dont expect much back, except acceptance and some mutual respect, which I dont think is too much to ask for or expect from someone esle.
Ill put some more picks on as a few girls have asked if Im fat, no Im not fat just look a bit like a captain america that has doughnuts for breakfast.
I was a soldier for 3 years, so the buff is still there, hidden under a small layer of thicker than usual skin.
The root of all unhappiness is expectation so get what you expect by living it.

Meet a woman from Banff, Canada. Well....I am winding down my profile here. Time is a wastin' and I am really really tired of shopping for a companion. I think the universe will send my match along in good time. .......THis has been an interesting experience. It has been at various times, frustrating, uplifiting, irritating, infuriating, and mildly entertaining to have had a profile here. Not much for luck though. I am signed off as of April 20th. Bonne Chance everyone. !