Date men and women from Canada / Alberta / Clive, 40 year old

Date a man from Clive, Canada. Describe myself... Hard worker, playful and sarcastic, funny, touchy and self aware. I could go on and on but I'm more interested in you, who and where the heck are you.
Do you like to travel? Can or would you scuba dive? Would you be big spoon sometimes? Can you give me the gears when I say Stoopid stuff? Im interested in a positive partner, no negative nellies.
We all have drama to some degree I suppose so to say no drama seems like a impossibility, or maybe I'm wrong.
I love to make people laugh, it's a gift actually, well when you pee a little then it's not so funny.
Like I said, where the hell are you already?