Date men and women from Canada / Alberta / Mirror, 60 year old

Date people from Mirror, Canada. I am looking for a perfect woman, one with a lot of money, who does not talk much, and a perfect body who likes fat old men who lie, cheat and fart a lot. I am also looking for a woman who will dance with me and maybe sing some.
Oh who am I kidding, I am looking for any woman who will chat with me.