Date men from Canada / British Columbia / Burns Lake, 46 year old

Date someone special from Canada. bla..I hate this part. I'm a middle aged, still single ( at least I'm employed ) guy surfing date sites looking for my sole mate. I want a hottie with fake boobs for gods sake! oh and a corvette it should be red...or black. Ok sarcastic ,childish side of me exposed! I Love where I live , I get to watch the sun chase the moon from east to west over the lake and the mountains in the distance. I work away from home and that can be very busy. I chose to live where I do because it's quiet, a nice escape from my work enviroment. Lots of recreation, fishing, camping, hiking etc. i'm happy just to tinker in the yard, home improvement stuff. I do enjoy exploring the country, really want to go back to the Yukon and explore some more there. ( maybe find some gold ) lol. I understand living outside of major city centers is not for everyone ( walmart 2 and a half hours away). It will take a special girl to handle my shedule as well 21 on 14 off. This has proven to be true hence the reason I'm single! I like to keep in shape, and I appreciate a women that does as well, in fact I DO have the secret to weight loss success and could probably save people alot of money....DRIVE PAST MACDONALDS! Sorry childish side of me again.