Date men and women from Canada / British Columbia / Prince Rupert, 18 year old

Date people from Canada. I am, as some would say, a professor of volcanicmothology. A Volcanicmotholigst, if you will.
My closest friends would describe me as an expert on all things volcanic moths.
I'm most proud of my accomplishments towards my knowledge of volcanicmothology, and that it is definitely a legitimate thing.
I'm most grateful for the girl of volcanic moths on this Earth.
I'm hoping to attract the type of person who accepts and supports my ambitions. I also have a list which will be shortly followed after these questions I see on the little sidebar.
I would describe my social life as fluttery as a volcanic moths ashy wings.
Volcanic moths just make me LOL.
In a relationship, I'm looking for love within mutual interests; interests being circled around active volcanoes and moths.
I am the most passionate about Volcanicmothology.
Here is the list of ideal aspects in a mate as promised:
1. Nerdy, but not so nerdy as to have a Sheldon Cooper-Complex.
2. Tall.
3. Loves the gonads out of moths and active volcanoes.
4. Jumpy and easily spooked enough to hide in home made forts with me, but still willing and initially brave enough to watch movies to get to that point.
5. Will lay in bed and talk with me quietly well trying to fall asleep.
6. Will be proud of me for only crying for an hour and a half, only throwing up once, and not fainting after blood tests.
7. Can put up with my incessant needs over my health.
8. Can put up with my incessant-ness.
9. Will visit me well I'm working, but not hoard so much of my attention that I get in shit.
10. Won't ditch important plans with me to go drinking.
11. Will sing.
12. Will not be creepishly un-empathetic.
13. Can carry me.
14. Is not dying/dead.
15. Is sexually/physically attracted to me enough to be constructively honest about my appearance, but still attentitive enough that I know they find me attractive.