Date men and women from Canada / British Columbia / Qualicum Beach, 71 year old

Date a man from Qualicum Beach, Canada. I'm short, fat, smoke a lot, belly hangs over my belt, most of the time my pants hang pretty darn low, my shoes are not tiedand I do spit a lot to and oh yes I have teeth but I can't find them just now. HaaHaa.. And oh yaaa I lie a lot to LOL.