Date men from Canada / British Columbia / Rossland, 38 year old

Date single man from British Columbia, Canada. hola ladies (i hope your all ladies- heavens forbid..and wholly sh*t at the same time!) no boys allowed as i prefer girl friends rather then guys friends,sorry boys :P (i always have for some reason, go figure!)
... anyways, im a shy guy until we connect and you get to know me better. i know how to laugh...and i know when to cry. i try to live a simple life and not to get too bogged down with the everyday pressures of living in todays world and society. i love where i live (at the moment) and i live in the moment (at the moment). I may not look like brad pitt but i smell like a man's man and have an awesome sense of humour (on occasions)- no disrespect to brad pitt or anything.
my recent experiences have taught me to never take anything for granted- to step outside my box and live spontaneously- not to loose sight of what life is about- its not the years in ones life, its the life in ones years, eh!
i am a simple man with a huge heart- im genuine, im loving, im honest, im humorous (most times). i have an australian accent, and i really really know how to cook. i also bare the markings of ink- just puttin it on the table as i have been accused of 'misleading' in the past..long story but wtf, eh?!
anyways... if we connect in anyway on match (haha, luv the concept shopping for people!)- give me a shout.i am looking for friendship first n'foremost- but with that, i can teach you all kindsa new shyt..and have plenty of shyts n'giggles along the way!
but there is a but,... but! if anything develops along that way, be prepared for the ride of your life missy! (figure of speech, ofcourse). if all we share is friendship, then our world will be a better place!.
i do however, have certain criteria for my friendship- you must have a -decent- sense of humour (as there is some seriously sour people out there, seriously sour!). you must have a 'good' soul and -not- be unkind to any animal. you must have a good style-as some of the crap out there these days is atrocious!, seriously!!. you must be reasonably educated (not necessarily inthe university sense, either), and you must be happy within yourself-this is to intwine with my whitty sense of humour!..and lastly- you must have nice feet (not perfect, but nice) as i feel this shows good ethics and grounding in a person.
welcome to my world, if u dare...
-you wont be disappointed...cause i am a fookin rockstar, baby!
now, hows them apples for ya? (and which movie was that in, eh?)
ohh, and if you can ski, snowboard, or have blue eyes- double bonus points for ya!