Date men from Canada / British Columbia / Vernon, 67 year old

Date someone special from Vernon, Canada. Witty humour makes me smile.
I enjoy editing writing and believe I have a firm grasp of the English language.
I am grateful for every day.
What makes me laugh out loud? Clever sayings,
example:
"If you won't leave me alone, I'll find someone who will."
I'm most passionate about language and standards which seem to be fading away.