Date men and women from Canada / New Brunswick / Oromocto, 34 year old

Date men and women from Canada. My friends would describe me as loyal, funny and likes to have a good time. I love sports, playing and watching. I love the outdoors and all it has to offer. I like to think of myself as a hopeless romantic, but I guess you will be the judge of that. Im an easy going person just looking for someone special.

Meet a man from Canada. Having an off day and need a laugh? Read the whole profile...:D
I’m an ***hole. I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I’m a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.
I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink. I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation. I think you get the picture.
Also I don’t do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live).
Clearly i am joking, i honestly couldn't sit and write a another lame profile on this sketcho site that looks like the 1000's of others already on here. People take this way to seriously, or are way to creepy so i thought i'd be a little different, but i gotta honest, if open the door for you and you fall, i'll most definitely laugh, but i'll have my hand out to help you up, i'm not perfect haha.
Who am I? . . . I'm Spider-Man. Wait, no, that was a movie! . . . . . I would describe myself as stable in my career and goal-oriented. I enjoy making people laugh. I am intelligent and can carry on meaningful conversations. I care about other people's feelings. . . . . . When I'm with someone special I like being spontaneous, adventurous, romantic, surprising them with little gestures, sensual, playful, and basically having that type of fun you see two people who just met in the movies having! Someone to laugh with, hang out with, be spontaneous with, and have fun with! I'm looking for someone who has similar qualities and desires someone who they can connect with . . . . . . I feel there has to be mutual physical attraction for there to be good chemistry between two people. So being fit and having good looks are important, as well as sensuality and affection. . . . . . Having some similar interests helps--some things I enjoy are going to the gym, walking at the beach at night, going dancing, watching movies, travelling, going snowboarding, going on day trips to local attractions, having romantic nights at home, cuddling, and basically having a blast together.