Date men from Canada / Ontario / Aurora, 31 year old

Date a man from Aurora, Canada. I like to cause trouble. Not the serious kind of trouble so much -I have mellowed as I reach my peak years- more like getting a rise out of somebody. 'Hi Katie... Wow, these are nice shoes... they look so... hmmm... comfortable!' [cheshire cat smile and walk away].
People ask me what I like to do for fun... I ride surfboards on the roof of cars on vacation; I set the future in-laws' kitchen on fire with homemade pyrotechnics; I break the ribs of men twice my weight; I throw toads into girls' toilet cubicles; I venture into Chinese slums carrying my life savings in my pocket; I have voice sex online with gay dudes (all the time hating it!...jk of course); I wrestle wild dogs; I write intellectual novels; I take my dates to McDonald's in their best evening dress; I p1ss in the church's font... and if you think I'm making any of this up... think again!
I've heard it said that I have no sense of decency. Well... so be it! This way my other senses are enhanced. I'm a bit of a selfish prick with a 6-pack (not the beer kind) and an ego problem ;)… but my friends & my family mean the world to me & I’d take a bullet for any of them.
First date: I don't have sex on the first date, but if we're not actually dating, then it might be OK. I'm not for beginners, and if you are a beginner, I recommend gaining some entry-level experience with my friend Paul, who could use a date (!). I don't have time for petty drama and emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want; but I'm more of a giver than a taker.
You should definitely message me if:
You have something interesting to say or discuss; you are a genuinely good person; or you are gorgeous. Ideally, you'd exhibit a combination of the three ;)

Meet a soulmate from Aurora, Canada. I thought I would throw some keywords that would describe what I like to do. If you recognize yourself in some of them, I think it might be worth taking the time to keep on reading my profile. If you don’t keep on reading, I swear I won’t be upset with you. I will never know anyway
Travel, surprises, music, dancing, sports, books, last minute plans, open mind, photography, museum, craziness, spontaneity, going out (but also staying in), sharing, simplicity, respect, flip flops (yes, the sandals), down to earth (however fantasy is also very important), people, casual, word, news, work, sense of humor about yourself, awareness.
And yet another short list of things that I’m not really fond of:
- Cars (can’t tell why I put this one first…)
- Self-centered people (but, hey… Have you already heard anybody saying “yes, yes, I am definitely self-centered.” So this one doesn’t really count!!)
- TV (even if I like one or two shows and some movies)
- Excessive work out complete body addiction
- Superficial people

Date single man from Aurora, Canada. WHO AM I?... I WOULD DESCRIBE MYSELF AS STABLE IN MY CAREER AND GOAL-ORIENTATED. I ENJOY MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH, I AM INTELLIGENT AND CAN CARRY ON A MEANINGFUL CONVERSATIONS. I CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES FEELINGS...WHEN I'M WITH SOMEONE SPECIAL, I LIKE BEING SPONTANEOUS, ADVENTUROUS, ROMANTIC, SURPRISING THEM WITH LITTLE GESTURES WHEN NEED BE.

Meet someone special from Aurora, Canada. So, what do you want to know about me? I'm given this little box to describe myself, tell you what! Ask and you shall receive. I'm not one for games, and have no time for DRAMA. I work hard and play harder. I have many friends and no enemy's. I'm fun outgoing and spontaneous. I'm looking for a life partner that is secure and confident. If you think you meet the above criteria. Feel free to message me. Look forward to hearing from you!

Date a man from Ontario, Canada. Hello!
Working full time in the corporate business world I find it hard to meet quality woman. In my off time, I love spending time with my family and friends. I am very driven and love to keep active outdoors, coaching sports teams, and any activity that gets my blood pumping. I am looking to meet a girl with similar interests and lifestyle to spend time with and see where it goes. I play tennis, basketball, baseball and beach volleyball....basically any sport that will keep me outdoors in the summers.
I have traveled and love to explore new parts of the world, and at the same time always enjoy a nice romantic evening with that someone special, or even just staying at home an watching a movie by the fireplace. I am compassionate, down to earth and have a big heart. I admire people that are honest, sincere and warm hearted. Relationships are built on trust, and communication and I practice both.
I have an amazing career that I love and I have accomplished (almost) all my goals. Now I need someone to enjoy all the rewards with.
My family and friends are very important to me and I would do anything for them. I would like to meet someone who is also family oriented, sweet,
confident, values integrity and enjoys a nice lifestyle and most important...loves to cuddle :-) Someone who doesn't play mind games, and who is not crazy but is able to roll around in laughter every once and while!
I'm hardworking and determined... I give way more than I receive...beginning to think that may be my problem.
I've tried this before and some may say that I've been successful. I tend to disagree as I'm still looking for my Miss Right. (Is there even such a girl?)
Do I have you curious? :) Would you like to know more?