Date men from Canada / Ontario / Bolton, 26 year old

Date someone special from Bolton, Canada. I'm not quite sure what to write here so...BULLET FORM!!
-I am a successful Sales Representative for a large Kia dealership.
-I love my job, but I work crazy-insane hours.
-I am a car guy, of course, but I'm not crazy. I won't make you take your shoes off before you get in.
-Very broad taste in music, from hip hop and dubstep to indie and metalcore, '80s, alternative, classic rock etc.
-With that said, I have no idea how anyone can remotely enjoy country music...no offense.
-Self-taught drummer, and not too damn bad if I do say so myself. Currently searching for jam-mates.
-Intelligent and overflowing with useless facts and random trivia. I like to know a little bit about everything. You can often find me cruising Wikipedia when bored.
-Witty, sarcastic, cheesy, cynical and random. I love to laugh and love making people laugh.
-I know how to treat and respect a lady, which is rare these days, it seems.
-Optimist. You are the only one in control of how you feel. so DON'T WORRY; BE HAPPY!
-Firm believer that positive thinking breeds positive results. Life is too short for negativity.
-Goal-oriented. No obstacle is big enough to keep me from something I want.
-Interest in photography, architecture, history, aviation, advertising, and marketing.
-Beer and whisky "enthusiast".
-Hockey fan (Leafs, Blackhawks, and Sharks). Blue Jays fan as well.
-I have a rather large hat collection.
-I'm a bit of a stifler when it comes to proper grammar and spelling.
-Love the outdoors (camping, cottaging, fishing, hiking, rafting, mountain biking etc.) and long road trips, but only if I'm driving...I'm a bad passenger.
-Summer is when I thrive. I despise winter.
-Fiercely loyal to my friends and family.
-Possess many utterly useless unique talents.
-Love to travel. I've been on every continent except South America and Australia.
-I don't watch a lot of TV, and I have no time in my life for video games. That's not to say I don't enjoy them at a friend's place the odd time, but the newest system I personally own is a Nintendo 64 and I'm perfectly fine with that.
-Film buff. Top 3: Inglourious Basterds, Snatch, Fight Club (in that order). Extra points if you can tell me the common denominator in those 3 films.
-I have tattoos and am planning more.
-Love animals; especially dogs. I am, however, highly allergic to cats.
-I don't look like it, but I love food and I can eat like a horse. I have an unhealthy love for McDonald's. I love experimenting with cooking and somehow coming up with something delicious.
-I thrive on trying new things, going new places, meeting new people, learning new information. A person is nothing but the sum of their experiences, and I feel like you can never, and SHOULD never, stop learning, or experiencing.
-I dislike monotany and "routine".
-Not much for the club scene anymore, but I enjoy a good night at a bar or pub, or a good social gathering. Quality of people over quantity.
-Outgoing, social, and a great conversationalist. I enjoy meeting new people and learning their stories.
Basically, because of the crazy hours I work, I'm finding it difficult to meet new people, and I've grown tired of the regular channels. Let's just say I know what I want eventually; for now, I'm just searching for some interesting new faces to hang out with, share some laughs, make some memories, and from there, the sky is the limit!
If you're interested, you know what to do.

Meet a guy from Bolton, Canada. Fit. Fun. Funny. Outgoing. Liles to try new things. Photography. Biking. Exercise. Driving. Wine tasting. Canoe. Beach. Sun. Auto shows. Movies. Ice cream. Catch. Music. Laughing. Smiling. Drawing. Painting

Date single boy from Bolton, Canada. Instead of listing things I like (which is pretty much in line with things everybody likes) I'll list fun facts about myself.
1)I hate birds. I don't trust them, and I don't believe that they are in control of their bodies.
2) I give money to homeless people, but get really annoyed when they don't remember that I've given them money.
3) Dog's with jackets. It's mostly just jealousy though.
4) If I was forced buy one useless, but expensive, item it would but a jacket Freddie Mercury wore on stage. I'm not sure I'd wear it, but the chances of that would be pretty high.
5)Best movie ever: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
6) I kind of- sort of- a little bit- like Lady GaGa. There I said it...
7)I just finished watching all 5 seasons of The Wire and it was awesome.
8) I'm learning the piano (not really a fun fact, but wouldn't mind the pointers)
9) If I like an episode of a tv show I'll watch in on repeat up to four times in a row (and laugh at the same parts every time).
10) number 9 makes me sound like a lunatic.
11) I have a tattoo that looks like an Easter egg. It's not supposed to look like one, but when you choose the colors pink, blue, and yellow it's unavoidable.
12) I'm anxiously waiting for the day it becomes socially acceptable to wear a mustache. When that day comes, I'll be ready.
13) My dog rings a bell when he has to pee.
14) Two things that make me laugh every time: fake Italian accents, and people falling (but not getting hurt of course. I'm not an animal)

Meet a soulmate from Bolton, Canada. I'm looking for someone who likes to laugh, enjoy life and is able to share similar interest with me. We should be like best friends who are able to be there for one another through anything. I'd hope we can also teach each other some new things. I tend to be very passionate and romantic in a relationship, I'd love to share that spark with someone. My perfect match must have a bit of fire to mix with mine. I'm also looking for someone who is loyal, caring, brave and trustworthy.