Date men and women from Canada / Ontario / Collingwood, 62 year old

Date men and women from Canada. I am a 62 year old former teacher who is able to run up a flight of stairs without collapsing . I enjoy laughing , talking , dancing , cycling , and especially breathing - Lance Armstrong I ain ' t , more like Pee Wee Herman . My grade 11 yearbook states that I was " Fun , fun , fun " ( otherwise known as the class clown ) . That $ 5 bribe was money well spent ; it got me a fun , fun , fun date . I am a lapsed Freudian who thinks life is sometimes like a movie , but you have to bring the popcorn . I am a believer in conspiracy theories , but there are only three things that I hold to be completely true : the Egyptians did not build the pyramids , the Earl of Oxford was William Shakespeare , and John Denver's music is home .
I would like to meet someone who , like me , suffers from terminal laughter . Keep your eyes on the road , your hands upon the wheel , and when the music ' s over , turn out the light .
This is the strangest life I have ever known . It ' s a mystery .

Meet a soulmate from Canada. I consider myself to be an average guy,very easy going ,funny and very likeable(so i'm told) I am divorced and have two adult kids. I am looking for a lady to become my best friend and the love of my life. I like to bike,baseball,golf,road trips,planned or spontaneous .Just need someone special to share life with.

Date someone special from Canada. describe yourself well this is the hard part but here goes. I work fulltime for the government I do work a lot of Saturdays and have a day off through the week. In the summer I like to get out on my harley. bbq, beers with neighours and friends on the deck, going to fleamarkets, golf (not good but have fun) and I do like to do yard work. In the winter I love to ski, play some pool, renovations to my house and watch nascar.
My perfect match would be funloving, likes to smile alot,would like to do thing together, and most importantly HONESTY.
I do not play head games nor do I want one that does.
I have 2 sons that I am very proud of and like to visit them often.
If you see anything you like send a smile and I will get back to you. Hope to hear from you.