Date men and women from Canada / Ontario / Cooksville, 25 year old

Date men and women from Ontario, Canada. So let me get right down to it, I am here on Match.com because I haven’t met anyone “the regular way” who has intrigued me enough to stick around. So I have decided to take a different approach.
A bit about me, I am definitely not much of a serious person and I can be completely inappropriate but I usually pick the right time and place. I am courteous to pretty much everyone that I meet. On the other hand, I canРІР‚в„ўt stand rude people so they usually donРІР‚в„ўt see the pleasant side of me. I can be hot tempered at times but I am quick to say sorry and realize/admit when I am wrong. I never hold grudges.
I work a lot on weekdays and weekends so when I have free time I like to spend it with friends and family doing simple things. I love going to cottages, swimming, bars/lounges, dinners, movies ...pretty much anything involving minimal brain function ;)
I love all types of music- my IPod frequently goes from a soft indie song to a 90РІР‚в„ўs gangsta rap song. I love comedy movies over any other kind of movie. Clearly I like talking about myself ;) Although I do talk a lot I also like to listen just as much, so if you plan on messaging me I hope you are a talker.
I'm looking for someone who might be in sync with my humour and not think I'm crazy when I quote YouTube videos for 20 mins straight. Someone who is thoughtful, intellectually challenging, physically attractive and who doesnРІР‚в„ўt take themselves too seriously. Someone who can let their guard down and be honest (I admit I need to work on this). Basically I'm looking for the male version of me... It's clich? but itРІР‚в„ўs true! ;)
If you live more then 30 mins away I probably will not msg back… just don’t like to waste time, mine or yours.

Meet a soulmate from Ontario, Canada. Like most people on here, I find it weird to talk about myself and I'm a pretty busy person, which is why I considered this route of dating. My sister met her fiancee (soon to be husband) on here, too - that made me feel a little more comfortable.
I'm not that complicated: loyal, ambitious, restless, loving, warm, an old soul, and very creative. All of those adjectives sound so lame though... so flat... Anyway, what else? I am the articulate, go-getter kind, who has opinions and isn't afraid to share them. I have direction and am put together (for the most part).
I have a little parrot (Lilly) who just laid a couple of eggs!! I also have a bunny named Cookie. They're the loves of my life.
I am into art, music (LOVE all kinds: HUGE Britney Spears fan, love adelle, drake, rihanna, christina, elton john, sade etc), movies, and Madmen!!!! (I love Don... and Betty...oh why won't they get back together?!)
I know what I want: an honest [normal] guy, who has a job he enjoys but doesn't live to work, is patient, positive, and a good listener. I need someone to tell me to slow down when I'm running at 100 miles/hour; who is interested in learning new things; can show me new things; has fun doing simple things; who likes to read and is literate (Yeah, I HAVE to add that); who likes animals; and is passionate about something (there's nothing like someone who has interests, whether it be sports or a band).
I haven't subscribed to this site yet.Perhaps if you give me a wink it might persuade me to take a chance?