Date men and women from Canada / Ontario / Dundas, 36 year old

Date single man from Dundas, Canada. About Me:
If anyone asks we met at some wild party !!! .... this online dating thing makes me cringe!
I am the guy your girlfriends will hate, if I hold the door open I’ll trip you as you go through for giggles, if it feels like I’m interested in what you’re saying its only cause I’m trying to get lucky. I expect you to cook and clean for me, I leave my clothes on the floor and you’re doing the laundry by the way. I’ll hit on your friends then deny it. I will be late and grumpy.
Ok girls, I’m waiting for your emails!.. hahahaha
C’mon, these profiles are so lame. Honestly, is anybody really going to write what they’re really like? Didn’t someone tell you not to believe it just because it’s on the internet? I would expect that as decent human beings we all want to find that someone special who complements us, is trusting, fun, confident, and someone who gives 110% etc. In the end though, the only way to get to know someone really is to talk to them, meet, and decide if there’s something there or not and move on.
What do I want you ask? Someone fun and cool to spend time with. I am not looking for my soul-mate or a one night stand, something in between that will unfold as time and the situation permits. So if you want to learn more about me, drop me a note and let’s see if were it goes.
If you are into CrossFit like me... extra extra points ;)
PS. – that guy below me is a stalker!.....lol

Meet people from Dundas, Canada. stupid jokes make me smile....I am proud of my sons and grateful for them. I want someone that is looking for a normal hangout with family/hangout alone/go out/stay in lol nothing crazy. I spend most of my time working and taking care of my boys...but completely need to get out and share my life with someone