Date men from Canada / Ontario / Georgetown, 36 year old

Date a man from Georgetown, Canada. For anyone interested in what my dream job is. It's been the same since I was 10 years old. I want to be a Ghostbuster. It's a DREAM job. Anyone who says there dream job is to be a Police Officer, or a Doctor, those are attainable goals. DREAM BIG!I can't really cook, but I'm pretty good at BBQing and can boil pasta like nobody else can. That being said, I do have a serious side, it can be summoned on request.
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I appreciate the flaws in people, it's what makes us human. I like women who when they smile scrinkle their nose, and I have a big, big soft spot for free spirits. That ability to break away from the norm is inspiring. I love watching Hockey Night in Canada, and hate seafood (that is not a metaphor. (I had to say that, it's funny)).
My friends have always appreciated my sense of humor and sometimes mistake it for sarcasm, and the ability to find something funny in the most mundane conversations and using the Michael Scott line "That's what she said".
My favourite story of 2011: A piece of string walks in to a bar. The bartender looks at the piece of string and tells it "We don't serve strings here", and kicks the the string out. Dejected, the string ties itself in the middle and goes back in to the bar and orders again. The bartender looks at it again and asks "Weren't you the string I just kicked out of here?". The string says "No, I'm a frayed knot".
My life is an open book, and I don't like playing games. Looking for someone between 30-40. I am known to be notoriously shy to begin, and once I've had a chance to open up a bit I can be a good conversation. No picture, no response. Although the offers are appreciated.