Date women from Canada / Ontario / Hamilton, 38 year old

Date a woman from Canada. Hmmm where do I start?
Obviously I am not opposed to meeting someone or I wouldn't be on here. I just don't want to waste my time or anyone elses for that matter.
So in the interest of not wasting each others time, I ask that that you don't contact me if:
You don't like kids or don't want any kids. You see I have one that I have no intention of getting rid of so you need to be okay with that;
You have no sense of humour and are unable to laugh at yourself. It is quite ok if you laugh at me as I do dumb things sometimes (often and unfortunately usually in public)And if you can make me laugh even when you have pissed me off or made me cry well I am all yours;
You are unable to judge me on anything but my appearance. I have a personality that you may or may not like but how will you know unless you get to know me?
Don't get me wrong. I know how important physical attraction and sexual chemistry are in a relationship, I can't even imagine being with someone I don't want to kiss. But I need to have more of a foundation than that. When we are old and wrinkly (or you are old and wrinkly and I am made out of plastic ;)) will we have anything in common? A friendship? Something to talk about because I don't like to be bored and I don't imagine that will change once I'm old and have traded up to Ovaltine.
My family and friends are the most important things in my life.
I am as comfortable in a dress with a glass of wine as I am in a ball cap drinking a bottle of beer.
***I Love Coffee!!! My body is 10% water and 90% caffeine. If I don't have coffee I will die. (or become really really cranky. I will apologize in advance)*** disclaimer
Oh yeah...Go Niners Go!!!!! Go Leafs Go!!!!! Go Jays Go!!! Go Cats Go!!!!! :) It would help if you like sports

Meet someone special from Canada. I am a strong, independent woman who loves to laugh.
I enjoy the little things in life. I don't sweat the small stuff. I'm looking for someone to hang out with who could join me on the golf course or on the lake fishing. Someone who enjoys the outdoors and can laugh at themselves.

Date a soulmate from Canada. i am outgoing love to just hang out with friends or family iam big on familylove animals going for walks or just cuddlingon the couch watching tv..i work wit hthe elderly n hadi capp kids looking for soemone who like to hang out go for walks soem one who undersatand i am not perfect that i have good n bad days like anyone else

Meet a woman from Hamilton, Canada. Hey!
I`m looking for someone who is self-assured and confident - someone who has weathered some storms but come out the other side having learned something. I`m looking for someone who knows what they want out of life and strives to meet their goals and then to set new ones. I`m active, so I`m looking for someone active too - but I also like to veg out and take time to smell the roses. My job sometimes has me on the move a bit, so you`ve gotta be adaptable and independent. A sense of humour is a must - nothing better than splitting your sides laughing, no? :)
Got my quirks... I`m genetically wired to be a morning person if you like to get up and be on the go on days off...I`m also an animal lover so hopefully you are too! I like to chat and go to the movies and eat (all sorts of food!) and travel and be on the go....I like to overuse punctuation :) (and sometimes emoticons!)....but also can buckle down and be a grownup when required.
Cheers!

Date someone special from Hamilton, Canada. Have not dated in a long time due too life being too busy. Lurking to see whats in the dating world. I have no time for head games or one night stands. If your married or looking for a fling please move on. I am not needy and don't need a man to make me but would love to have a man to spend time with and enjoy his company.

Meet a soulmate from Hamilton, Canada. I am a kind and thoughtful person who loves to laugh and just be. I am a teacher and enjoy my work so much. I am looking for a man who is also a professional. The qualities I appreciate most in a man are kindness and a good sense of humour. I love to have adventures. Even just a weekend adventure can bring so many surprises! I enjoy being outdoors. Whether it be jogging, sitting on a patio or outside at the cottage in the summer, or even skiing in the winter, I so enjoy being outdoors. That said, I also enjoy cooking and spending evenings in. Man, I am finding it so incredibly difficult to describe myself here - I mean I guess I am more complex than even I realized!
My friends would describe me as being kind and thoughtful. I like to laugh a lot - I laugh at myself mostly - but I see the humour in many situations.
I can't say exactly what it is I am looking for in a partner - given I haven't found him yet. But I would have to say that would be wonderful to find someone with whom I could share a healthy and active lifestyle while also sharing laughter and acts of kindness and tender moments together.

Date a woman from Ontario, Canada. i am the refreshing change you have wanted.
sweet and charismatic and not looking for drama.
fun and some romance.
i will delight you with my forward thinking and i am not the traditional type.. i have a uniqueness you will want to know more about.

Meet someone special from Ontario, Canada. I would describe myself as adventurous and goal-oriented. I enjoy making people laugh, I am intelligent and I enjoy meaningful conversations. When I'm with someone special, I like being spontaneous, adventurous, and basically having fun getting to know them. I am looking for someone to laugh with, hang out with, be spontaneous with, and have fun with! I am looking for someone that I connect with, that has similar values and interests as me, and who also has a passion for life and all it has to offer.

Date a soulmate from Ontario, Canada. I understand that I am not every guy’s cup of tea, nor is every guy for me so please read this description before sending a message, it can save a lot of time…
So a little about me.. I'm a single professional, looking for someone who is at the same level and stage of life. I'm sweet, kind, and easy going but I can also be blunt and stubborn. I am a mix of city chic and outdoor enthusiast. I like going out with friends once in awhile, to a patio or lounge or dinner, but also appreciate the outdoors: the beach, hiking, cottages, sailing.
I love my job, I enjoy reading, LOVE fashion, enjoy independent films, I appreciate a good romantic comedy or thriller if done well. I have an aversion to cheesy movies, but have a secret love of some reality TV (can’t explain it).. I hate musicals and country music, but love all other music and theatre. I am passionate about fitness and nutrition (although I am not a healthy tofu and quinoa eating freak...lol). Although, I do love my job, if I could “pack it all in” I would travel the world..
I am a realist, I do not believe in destiny, or unicorns, or fate. Lets admit it, we are visual creatures, and a person must be “attractive” to spark our interest, but intelligence and wit also capture my affection. I'm not looking for the perfect guy, just the perfect guy for me. I am looking for someone who is confident, not arrogant. Someone who is intelligent, witty, honest, sincere, ambitious, who has a great sense of humour, a sense of reality and a sense of style. Someone who is affectionate and sweet, with a great heart. I am looking for someone who can think for themselves and can communicate freely. Most of all I am looking for a MAN. Someone with a career, who lives on their own, who knows how to take care of themselves and loves their life. Someone similar to myself, that does not NEED another person in their life but is selectively looking for that person that will make a great addition to their life..who will appreciate that person when he finds her.
Please do not bother to send a message if (why waste time):
1. You donРІР‚в„ўt have a picture. I wonРІР‚в„ўt reply.
2. You are looking for a short/good time/ looking for “the next best thing”
3. You smoke
4. You have no job/no apt/house/no car
5. If you sport Ed Hardy shirts, or any type of bedazzling for that matter, please donРІР‚в„ўt bother messaging me, no offence but the Jersey Shore is for jokes, not my style.
6. If you are a Jesus freak, or are very religious, we will not be a match.

. My friends would describe me as loyal, down to earth, patient, caring, considerate, loving, affectionate, & sensitive.
I have strong morals and values and cherish my family and friends. Integrity, honesty, loyalty, sincerity, and accountability
are important to me.
I enjoy the simple things in life and find that the company you share it with makes it that more enjoyable!!
I love good food, sharing a bottle of wine and good conversation.
***Qualities I admire: Most important you have a positive attitude are loyal, have a good sense of humor, are driven/ambitious have goals and knows what you want in life
I am already a Indep and complete person on my own but would love to find someone who complements my life, who shares common interests, makes me laugh, my best friend and possible life long partner to enjoy lifes journey with
Are you out there????

. A little about me ...
... i am 100% prepared to offer the same qualities that i seek in another ... some things i love; ice cream, smiles, simplicity, movies, music, sunsets, good hands, good weather, storms, rollerblading, red wine, an occasional cold beer, sushi, healthy/good/ethnic foods, reading, coffee & tea, laughter, travel and adventures of all kinds, shared silence, wanting only 1 person, star-gazing, road trips, walks by the water, hikes, days at the beach, patios, frisbee, cuddling, art, exploring as much of this thing called life ... being easy-going ... and more ...
I am kind, smart/intelligent, a bit mischievous at times, spiritual, soft spoken, opinionated, educated, athletic, open-minded ... and more ... i am a work in progress ... i am not perfect, i make mistakes but i constantly strive to become better ... i have high standards for myself ... i am understanding and considerate of others, i tend to give more than i take ... i know that relationships work best with both people giving ... i won't settle! (and neither should you!) ... i have a social/environmental consciousness and even a bit of a business sense ... i have so far spent much of my working life in a 'helping' profession and have learned much about people and humanity - seen/experienced some of the good, the bad and the ugly ... i know that i will never know it all ... i am always learning something new - either for work or fun ... i am dependable but also have the ability to surprise you! (hopefully in a good way) ... i know how to work hard ... i value the process of being independent before venturing into an interdependent committed relationship ... i strive for balance in life and know that sometimes, it can be elusive ...
... i need chemistry, connection, attraction, fun and friendship in order to pursue a longer-term relationship ... we all deserve trust, honesty and that someone that amazes us (over and over again) ... i believe we should never stop learning and growing ... there are some things in life that i never want to compromise ... i am unique ... i am an idealist and a pragmatist ... ultimately, i want to meet my match, but i know there are no guarantees and until then - i'm open to new and good friendships ... no games, no drama (life is short) ... Life is meant to be shared ... life is also meant to be a great adventure ...
1 more thing ... life is not meant to be lived in front of a computer screen ... (i actually can't believe that i'm online dating - it's not really my preferred style - so if life gets busy i may not check in here for several days/weeks) ... be patient - they say good things come to those who wait ... smile. I hope you all find what/whom you're looking for!
Cheers!

. My ideal match would be a man who is comfortable. By that I mean, he has reached some level of satisfaction with his career, family, fitness, spirituality, etc. This doesn't imply that he should lack ambition for the future, just that he is already achieved some contentment.
My ideal match would want to enjoy himself, travel and be able to laugh easily. He would also care about his health.
My ideal match has his own opinions, and I will have mine. Sometimes these opinions will be the same, but not always. Debate should be welcome.
My ideal match is out there somewhere.

. I am a hard working mother who is tired of the games that boys play. I need a man who will treat me like a princess and want to spent time with me!! Not interested in men who don"t know what they want in life!!!! The gentlemen must have a sense of humor must be honest loyal and open minded! Must have family values!!!!

. I am just starting a new chapter in my life. If you are interested in finding out more details about me, please feel free to send me a message. I am more than willing to answer any and all questions. Cheers
Rules to love by:
I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear.
Fine is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.
Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you.
I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail or text from you.
I expect you to call me.
I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be.
You should never tell me what to do.
If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.
I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.
I'm in heaven when you hold my hand.
I need to hear how you feel about me. Often. Tell me now.
I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to recognize this.
If I'm not feeling loved, I will start looking....
Discussion of ex-gf's and ex-bf's should be avoided at all times.
Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points.
A lady should always be greeted with kisses.
Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.
It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read...
For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.

. I am always smiling. No matter what life has thrown at me, there is always something to smile about. I am a receptionist at a medical clinic, but my goal is to get into a hospital.
I am looking for a friendship that has the possibility to become more. I have kids who are my pride and joy. I am not looking for a daddy for them...they have a daddy and he is very good to them. We get along, so there is no problems there.
I am not into head games. I am just who I am and working everyday to better myself. :)