Date men from Canada / Ontario / Oakville, 34 year old

Date single man from Oakville, Canada. I'm an aging former rockstar who is in and out of rehab at least twice a mont-.. wait no. Starting over.
I'm a funny random guy. I have an eccentric list of interests. I'm equally happy at home or being out, watching a football/hockey game on tv or seeing some live theater, catching a random band at a pub or going all out partying for someone's birthday.
My favorite movie is "Frequency" which makes me happy because almost no one I know has ever seen it. I love learning new things and traveling. I've worked on a cruise ship in Mexico and traveled to Australia, Hawaii, Bermuda, NYC, LA, Vegas, and some others I'm sure I'm forgetting.
I am not a huge fan of the winter, if I could live in a little hut on the beach (with high speed internet and a 52 inch plasma) I'd be the happiest guy on earth. I like playing catch, it puts me into a zen state of contentment. I could literally spend forever playing catch until I keeled over and died from malnutrition.
I definitely qualify as a nerd. However I take care of myself and I'm pretty sure I get better looking as I get older (phew, high school was not fun.) I make up for my nerdery by hopefully being not offensive to the eyes, nose, ears and touch.
My Type: Robyn from How I Met Your Mother. (i.e. funny, cooky, pretty without being too pretty to the point where all you care about is looks)
Things I'm Not Looking For
Shallow Idiots: "Yo I'm lookin for a down dude who makes mad coin and knows how to spoil me and has a six pack and is totally dope". If you talk / type like this in an non-ironic way I'm not for you.
Also if you're a mega hottie just looking for a mega hottie to complete your real-life Ken and Barbie set please look elsewhere. I need substance, good looks only stay good until the person opens their mouth and ruins it with something like "Kim Kardashian is my hero" or "I own every season of Jersey Shore on dvd".
Girl's who can't/don't drive and live 2 hours away: I love driving but I'm not looking to be a chauffeur. You live in Bumbletown Mc Farawaysville and you don't have a car? Or even know how to drive... really? Really? No.
Everyone and anyone else, within reason and realisticness (I make up words), is welcome to drop me a note.
Cheers and good luck! :)

Meet a man from Oakville, Canada. My friends would discribe me as funny, and witty :)
I enjoy the outdoors, good conversations, as well as fine dining, and live performances.
I am looking for an intellegent lady who enjoys similar things

Date someone special from Oakville, Canada. I guess you could say I'm a bit of a chameleon. I can adapt to have fun in pretty much any situation. I always enjoy meeting new people, especially peopele who have a great outlook on life. I don't like B.S. and I can be opinionated. I often tell people "don't ask me a question if you're not prepared for an honest answer". Accomplishments? I have a few but one that comes to mind is jumping out of a plane. Everyone should do it once in their lifetime and I can't wait to do it again. What am I looking for? Well, I want to see as much of the world as I possibly can and I'd love to have someone to enjoy it with.

Meet a soulmate from Oakville, Canada. Hmmm ok so how does one properly explain themselves in a description without coming across as either a bore or an arrogant one of those I check myself out in my spoons kind of guy, well I'd like to think of myself as a relatively down to earth, nice guy with a good head on his shoulders and pretty good sense of humour, I can be alittle sarcastic at times but I'm sure I can make you laugh. Just taking a stab (oh that's probably a bad word to be using on an online dating site) at Match and see what happens.
Some little tidbits about myself, some little sprinklings if you will... well for starters I like horror movies, wow and you start with the horror movies? is that really where you want to start? ..sigh, don't worry if you don't it isn't a deal breaker, I also consider myself to be a product of the 80's and I have been known to be a bit of a geek sometimes but as a plus I make a mean Grill Cheese Sandwich.
I have cats (sweet little kiddos) and I'm a big kid at heart which my friends and co workers not only are quick to point out but use it as the means to heckle me when they see fit...and believe me they seem fit far too frequently.
The one thing you'll find out about me if you get to know me is that I have a huge heart and a bit of a hopeless romantic, sure on the outside I might come across as a strong, quiet type a lot of the times, but there's a lot more to read about once you get past this cover....I'm quite complex but I'm made up of many fascinating layers almost like onion layers, except for the smell and I won't make you cry, ok scratch that horrible comparison.
What am I looking for, you might ask? someone who's fun, a great sense of humour who can make fun of herself and doesn't always need to take herself or her surroundings so seriously. Sometimes you’re ahead, Sometimes
you’re behind..the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself.. by the way thats from a song so if you're thinking wow that's incredibly deep..yeah totally took it from the song Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) but I think its pretty sound advice to have. I'm looking for a girl who enjoys trying new things, saying hey you know what we haven't done that we should? that kind of thing, but still loves to curl up and watch a movie or just go for a nice walk somewhere.
Sometimes its so easy to be caught up with what are these match's interests on the dating sites that we lose sight of the person themselves, sure I might not like eggplant for example and if you say you know I really need a guy that loves eggplant like he loves breathing I'll still be inclined to say Hi there and you never know you might make me a new fan of eggplant in the longrun, my way of thinking about it is if you just connect well with someone, the other things fall into place later.

Date single man from Ontario, Canada. I'm pretty established in my life, my goals and where I want to be in the future. I have an amazing career that I love and keeps me busy. I can always make time for that special somebody since I make my own schedule. I'm business by nature, but always remember family and health comes first.
I enjoy life and would like to find somebody to share it with.
I'm a man, not a boy. I'm funny and fun to be with. I'm a good guy with edge. I'm extremely sarcastic with a hint of being an .....
I'm a great friend with a great circle of friends and family. To know me is to love me.
Want to know more??? just message me or give me a wink. Hopefully meet you soon.

Meet a man from Ontario, Canada. I'm attracted to petite cute skinny females dyed blonde or strikes umm I better not go to far becuase I don"t want to go to far. Let"s just say a female is like a bueatiful flower & I'll know if I would be attacted

Date someone special from Ontario, Canada. A long time friend calls me "the great conversationalist" as I can chat with damn near anyone. He also compaired me to a character in Henry the 5th (or was it the 8th?). DEtails to follow. I've also been called a teddy bear, a smart ass, a big guy with an even bigger heart. I have a rather strange sense of humour - so be warned. I'm also a flirt. But, if I was able to get someone special off here, I'd certainly behave! I have my own place. I don't drive (too much of a nervous driver). Umm ... lemme see ... I like dogs but not enough to ever own one - I'm more of a cat guy.
I'm looking for someone who can take a joke as well as dish one out. Someone with a pretty smile and a nice pair of legs. Someone preferably skinner than me, though that isn't manditory. I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally.
Any other questions? Message me!!

Meet a soulmate from Ontario, Canada. genuine
open
honest
driven
ambitious
spontaneous
hilarious
sarcastic
athletic
health conscious
adventurous
close to friends & family
These are also qualities I look for in a woman, plus hot lol....no really.

Date single man from Canada. To be honest I am curious to see if this site works. Not just for dating, but for friendship and just meeting people in general.
Most of my friends are married with children now so going out to meet people is getting rarer. Looking for someone in the same boat as me.
I am an artist and would match well with someone who understands that type of person.
And yes, I realize I have no picture up. I am fairly slender and am 5'11. Going to see where this takes me and then post some pics. Not looking for a "hook up", just seeing if anyone is real out there.
Not having much luck as of yet. Going to cancel soon. :(

Meet a man from Canada. this part i find to be the hardest, having to describe yourself(or sell yourself), here it goes, i am 33 years old, i am a plumber and enjoy my job, get to meet a variety of interesting people, i enjoy all kinds of sports and going to the gym. i am looking for a girl who is honest, funny, great personality and strong family values