Date men from Canada / Ontario / Georgetown, 24 year old

Date someone special from Canada. Ahoy,
I’ll kill spiders for you
I can cook, I make a mean salmon.
I love bacon, I’m a master weaver.
I have two cats, Mr.Bojangles and Ms.Snicklefrits.
I despise music on the radio but know all the lyrics.
I strongly feel that Mario Party is serious business.
I have an ausi/collie named Bro, preps me for fatherhood.
I have been told that I have nice blue eyes so I’m down for a staring eye contest.
I have a strong sense of humor. It contains wit, ramdomness and sarcastic tones.
I was raised by The Simpsons, N64, Pokemon, POGs and video game confinement
I have a big family, 2 dads 2 moms, 3 brothers and 3 sisters, they’re all odd.
I hold foosball showdowns at my house if you got skills.
I don’t do well in clubs, haven’t mastered the fist pump.
I love to fish; I’ll go alone and still have a riot.
I don’t have facebook, it’s the Devil.
I love to make awkward situations.
I’m a sucker for a pretty face.
I also apologize if I don't respond to messages; I'm very picky so it's no disrespect to you